Tuesday, October 1, 2013

How To Mess Up Your Children: Chapter 1

Ariana: Mommy was I a mistake?

Me: No, you weren't.

Ariana: So all the bad things that happened to me were supposed to happen?

Me: What kind of bad things do you think happened to you?

Ariana: Getting stung by a wasp.

Jonathan: That kind of thing happens to everyone.

Noah: Well I've never been stung...

Me: That's because you were a mistake.

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