One day I was sitting on the couch feeding the baby, when Ariana wanted me to do something (don't remember what)
Me: It's going to have to wait a little bit, I'm in the middle of feeding the baby so I can't right now.
Ariana: *discouraged look that suddenly turns into that of a lightbulb going on over her head* When Zara wants to be all done feeding her puppies, she just stands up and let's them drop on the floor.
Me: That's not how I do it.
She is going to make a wonderful mother some day... with very long nipples and brain-damaged babies...
Zara with her puppies
