Dreams for Your Daughter

Zoe: When you guys are old, I'm only changing Andrea's diapers, not yours.
Jon: Why not?
Zoe: Because I don't want to see that!
Jon: By the time I am old enough to need diapers, I would hope you'd have seen many of "those".
Me: Um babe, are you sure that's what you hope? Maybe shouldn't you hope that she's only seen one, and it's the same one for the rest of her life?
Jon: I retract my previous statement.

A Story From Camp

Noah: "One thing was so embarrassing. I came out of the changing room and I dropped my underwear, but I didn't know that I did until Mr. Emery told me. And you know the worst part? THEY WERE MY NEMO ONES!"